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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

No go.

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Baseball Opens MCWS With 7-4 Win Over Arizona - Coastal Carolina University Athletics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the causes of over sweating?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Venice is set to host Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's fairytale wedding—but residents aren't feeling the love - Fortune

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?